Spread the Stupidity

Only in Canada .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Canada .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in Canada ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Canada .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in Canada . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

why?

Am I Crazy?

I went to a seminar on Mental Illness and realized last night for the first time that I am actually "NUTS". As we went through signs and symptoms I began to realize that I experience many of them. Before last night I was happy not knowing that I am "NUTS" and now that I know, it makes me depressed. There is another one to add to my long list of issues. Oh and evidently I'm not supposed to hear voices in my head either! So, based on my findings I am class 2 bi-polar with anxiety issues, depression issues and Obsessive compulsive issues. Oh and the voices mean that I am also scizophrenic and also a bad speller. I tell you, if it were not for God, and my wonderful wife, I'd really have a problem!