A Sad State of Affairs

So there was this yuppy materialistic guy.

You know the kind.

He drove a BMW.

Not because he liked the car,

but cause he knew everyone else liked it,

and thought he looked cool and succesful in it.

Well he got in a bad car accident.

He was standing over his car crying,

Oh my God, my BMW.

The cop said buddy, dont worry about the car,

For goodness sake, your arm has been severed.

The materialist said

Oh my god........my Rolex!

Its a sad state of affairs.

Who or what is your God?