I am so RICH!

I am so rich that
1 I woke up beside a super model
2 I noticed that my peanut butter was Kraft Crunchy peanut butter.
3 I have cream and hazelnut flavour for morning bevvies
4 speaking of bevvies, my beer was imported from Ireleand
5 I have croutons for my salad
6 I have 3 cats that lie around and live my dreams for me
7 I have a flatscreen LCD monitor
8 I have 2 ply toilet paper thats as soft as a babies bum
9 I get to chose which guitar I want to play
10 my sock and underwear drawer are over flowing
11 I drink bottled water
12 I own a shirt that I only wear on special occassions
13 I have a new toilet that flushes in seconds and only uses half the water
14 I have 2 vehicles and I bike
15 my children just finished with the braces
16 I have a 12 foot harvest table and hosted a great thanksgiving dinner party and I didnt even have to cook

I am so rich I can hardly stand it
oh ya

17 I have a cell phone that even takes pictures
18 I have a computer in every room in the house
19 I burn wood for the atmosphere, even though I have a furnace
20 I have a pool and a hot tub

Holy cow I am rich. oh ya

22 my mayonaise is Hellmans
23 my cats eat Gourmet cat food
24 my son has T-MAC4's
25 I own about 10 bibles all in different versions
(all but NKJV...a freind of mine just got one and now I need to go get one.....biblegateway just wont cut the mustard anymore)
speaking of mustard.....
21 my mustard is dijon

I am so rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to husstle my butt to church this morning and give thanks.
I am so rich that I have a great place to worship, a great pastor to teach me, great mentors to follow, a great family to support me, a great job that feeds me, a wonderful book to guide me and the number one top ten reason I am rich is this.
Jesus loved me so much, that He died for me so that I could truly know the living God.
Am I rich or what?