Sunday, December 21, 2008

Sorry Santa

I wanted to take a moment and comment on my poor taste. I have poor taste and often times use bad judgement. I make fun of people at their expense and I need to repent. So Santa, if I have offended you I appologize. Just because I beleive you are the spawn of Satan, it doesnt mean that I should post pictures of you in comprimising situations. Santa, it doesnt have to be this way. I could erase the questionable things I have said about you, and you could repent. but before I finish that thought I have been suddenly disrupted......

The song"I am a rock" just came on the radio and I instantly remembered a friend of mine. Its a sad song. "If I never loved I would never have cried" "I am sealed in my armour" "I touch no one and no one touches me" It is sad that people get hurt by relationships and people that should love them properly. There is much sadness and lovenessness in this world. HHHMMM...am I contributing to this lovelessness. Santa...what do you think? OK fine, Im gonna remove the worst picture, But Santa, I'm doin it for Jesus, not you, you snake rump....oh there I go again....doh.

2 comments:

  1. hey did i ever show you this???

    fucking hillarious...

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA

    haha....!

    Brenda

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  2. Jesus is Better than Santa

    Santa lives at the North Pole.
    JESUS is everywhere.
    Santa rides in a sleigh
    JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
    Santa comes but once a year
    JESUS is an ever present help.
    Santa fills your stockings with goodies
    JESUS supplies all your needs.
    Santa comes down your chimney uninvited
    JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart.
    You have to stand in line to see Santa
    JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
    Sa nta lets you sit on his lap
    JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
    Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?"
    JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
    Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly
    JESUS has a heart full of love.
    All Santa can offer is HO HO HO
    JESUS offers health, help and hope.
    Santa says "You better not cry"
    JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.
    Santa's little helpers make toys
    JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
    Santa may make you chuckle but
    JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
    While Santa puts gifts under your tree
    JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.
    It's obvious there is really no comparison.
    We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.
    We need to put Christ back in Christmas.
    Jesus is still the reason for the season.

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